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by xycorps | March 28, 2005 | via Expressive Attitude
I've had a friend who is gay for almost 3 years now. His name is Ralph and he is half brazilian and half german and he is a Chef. He comes to male' and gives me a call all the time, and from time to time I have noticed his behaviour somewhat strange.
Last night when he called me it was around midnight, I went to his room with a guilt and we had our little guilt session. When I went in he hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I was little bit scared as I didn't know what will happen next.
After lighting up the roach, and a few rounds I felt like asking a few questions. From that moment onwards it was when the interview started
Ashfam: So let me ask you something?
Ralph: Sure? Shoot! Anything
Ashfam: Considering your behaviour in the past and at right now. I have to ask you...
Ralph: (with excitment) Do you want to fuck me?
Ashfam: No! No! No!. Not that! Just wait and listen. Are you Gay?
Ralph: Well ofcourse I am gay. I thought you new about it.
Ashfam: I actually know about it, but I wanted to confirm it once again.
Ralph: Why you don't like it?
Ashfam: Yes I don't like it. And don't try to convince me into that.
Ralph: No I will not. You look stressed. Do you want a massage.
Ashfam: Fuck you. No fucking way.
Ralph: So is that all you want to ask.
Ashfam: Well actually let me ask you. How do you find Maldivian men?
Ralph: Well for one thing, I find gay maldivians they act very dumb. Like they don't know anything. But actually they are very much educated and proffesional people.
Ashfam: I am surprised. I though gay people in Maldives did it with foreigners for the money.
Ralph: Well when you get into a gay relation, money is always there. You actually don't have to demand it.
Ashfam: So tell me man! From all around the world, how many boy friends do you have?
Ralph: (he stood up. Smiling! walking around with a glass water) When it reached 200 I stopped counting.
Ashfam: 200!!!!!
Ralph: yes above 200
Ashfam: You have to fucking kidding me!
Ralph: It is the truth, what can i do!
Ashfam: Out of that how many are maldivians?
Ralph: When I reached a 55 then I stopped counting. Actually estimatedly there would be around 80 boy friends.
Ashfam: And you actually fuck them? euck!
Ralph: Yes I do fuck them, and they seems to like it as well. Since I have a half brazilian and half german one. It is long and white.
Ashfam: Don't go into details man! I don't want to hear it! So how many did you have tonight?
Ralph: Oh! tonight! Tonight I had only three!
Ashfam: Fuck you man! You fucking fag brazilian fag!
Ralph: Well actually, frankly speaking you are not my type. I think I have told you this before.
Ashfam: I remember it as well. But I did not hear it that much. So what is your type?
Ralph: My type are skinny, short and fair. You won't believe that they have huge ones in Maldives.
Ashfam: Ok stop there. And tell me do you actually send love sms, emails and cards and stuff.
Ralph: Yes I do, to some maldivians.
Ashfam: So I have to get going, but before I go let me ask you one final question?
Ralph: Please go ahead my friend!
Ashfam: Are you ever going to approach me again?
Ralph: You are like my brother now. So I can promise you I will never approach you again.
Ashfam: Have to tell you my man! You are the first gay friend I have.
Ralph: Considering that factor can I give you one last kiss.
Ashfam: Can I tell you a joke?
Ralph: Sure!
Ashfam: Knock! Knock!
Ralph: Who's there?
Ashfam: Go fuck yourself!
Ralph: (Laughing out Loud) Ok man! I give up. I think that was the last try.
Ashfam: So see you man!
Ralph: Yup see you. Will call you once I come back to Male' again.
Ashfam: Sure. Go to go! bye.
Ther you go! Now you can confirm it for yourself that there are more men looking for men, then women looking for men. And another sad factor is that, we being straight and Maldivians. We are still not close in beating that figure he has in our own game. Well for me he is going to be my friend and he is cool in my perspective as long as he keeps his hands to himself.
Last night when he called me it was around midnight, I went to his room with a guilt and we had our little guilt session. When I went in he hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I was little bit scared as I didn't know what will happen next.
After lighting up the roach, and a few rounds I felt like asking a few questions. From that moment onwards it was when the interview started
Ashfam: So let me ask you something?
Ralph: Sure? Shoot! Anything
Ashfam: Considering your behaviour in the past and at right now. I have to ask you...
Ralph: (with excitment) Do you want to fuck me?
Ashfam: No! No! No!. Not that! Just wait and listen. Are you Gay?
Ralph: Well ofcourse I am gay. I thought you new about it.
Ashfam: I actually know about it, but I wanted to confirm it once again.
Ralph: Why you don't like it?
Ashfam: Yes I don't like it. And don't try to convince me into that.
Ralph: No I will not. You look stressed. Do you want a massage.
Ashfam: Fuck you. No fucking way.
Ralph: So is that all you want to ask.
Ashfam: Well actually let me ask you. How do you find Maldivian men?
Ralph: Well for one thing, I find gay maldivians they act very dumb. Like they don't know anything. But actually they are very much educated and proffesional people.
Ashfam: I am surprised. I though gay people in Maldives did it with foreigners for the money.
Ralph: Well when you get into a gay relation, money is always there. You actually don't have to demand it.
Ashfam: So tell me man! From all around the world, how many boy friends do you have?
Ralph: (he stood up. Smiling! walking around with a glass water) When it reached 200 I stopped counting.
Ashfam: 200!!!!!
Ralph: yes above 200
Ashfam: You have to fucking kidding me!
Ralph: It is the truth, what can i do!
Ashfam: Out of that how many are maldivians?
Ralph: When I reached a 55 then I stopped counting. Actually estimatedly there would be around 80 boy friends.
Ashfam: And you actually fuck them? euck!
Ralph: Yes I do fuck them, and they seems to like it as well. Since I have a half brazilian and half german one. It is long and white.
Ashfam: Don't go into details man! I don't want to hear it! So how many did you have tonight?
Ralph: Oh! tonight! Tonight I had only three!
Ashfam: Fuck you man! You fucking fag brazilian fag!
Ralph: Well actually, frankly speaking you are not my type. I think I have told you this before.
Ashfam: I remember it as well. But I did not hear it that much. So what is your type?
Ralph: My type are skinny, short and fair. You won't believe that they have huge ones in Maldives.
Ashfam: Ok stop there. And tell me do you actually send love sms, emails and cards and stuff.
Ralph: Yes I do, to some maldivians.
Ashfam: So I have to get going, but before I go let me ask you one final question?
Ralph: Please go ahead my friend!
Ashfam: Are you ever going to approach me again?
Ralph: You are like my brother now. So I can promise you I will never approach you again.
Ashfam: Have to tell you my man! You are the first gay friend I have.
Ralph: Considering that factor can I give you one last kiss.
Ashfam: Can I tell you a joke?
Ralph: Sure!
Ashfam: Knock! Knock!
Ralph: Who's there?
Ashfam: Go fuck yourself!
Ralph: (Laughing out Loud) Ok man! I give up. I think that was the last try.
Ashfam: So see you man!
Ralph: Yup see you. Will call you once I come back to Male' again.
Ashfam: Sure. Go to go! bye.
Ther you go! Now you can confirm it for yourself that there are more men looking for men, then women looking for men. And another sad factor is that, we being straight and Maldivians. We are still not close in beating that figure he has in our own game. Well for me he is going to be my friend and he is cool in my perspective as long as he keeps his hands to himself.
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